Do you know this one: Borut Peterlin & a frog?
- When Borut Peterlin comes to a doctor and take off his T-shirt and on his back is a frog! A big frog, you know, that large ugly Bufo Bufo frog? The frog actually grown out from his back. Doctor stared speechless for a minute and then he asked, how did this happen??? Than the frog says; first there was a pimple on my stomach and look what grew out of it!
I went to a doctor when I could not ignore anymore the pimple on my back and she cut it out. Now I have a hole radius of 2.54 cm or 1″! It will become a really nice scar in my collection of scars. Tattoos are for girls, scars are for men. With this scar I could say it was a stabbing wound
PS: If you are going to tell the joke, I advise you to change character depending on your geographic location. If you are in:
Slovenia / The frog & a Roma
USA / The frog and an Afro American
UK / The frog and a Pakistani
Germany / The frog and an Englishman
Russia / The frog and a gay
Poland / The frog and a Russian
Bosnia / The frog and a Serb
Serbia / The frog and a Croatian
Croatia / The frog and a Slovenian
and so on…