Slovenians are stealing again!
An anecdote: I was eating with my friends and one of them mentioned that his friend was making log for winter and when he returned few days after all log was gone. He got robbed. I knew what my an older friend will about to say, so I was faster in condemning: I bet they were Slovenians! (we are Slovenians) He looked at me with angry look and said: Gypsies, Gypsies are stealing again! Then the friend continues with the story: They stole all log, they cleansed behind them so not even a single log was left behind! They even took splinters!
I sum up righteously: You see, Slovenians* are stealing again! Damn they!
*A stereotype of Slovenian is that he/she is over concern with tidiness.
** More about the project Slovenians you can find on THIS link.
Anekdota: Jedel sem s prijatelji in kolega začne govoriti, da je kolega 10 kubikov drv nasekal in pripravil v gozdu. Ko se je par dni kasneje vrnil, da jih odpelje, je ugotovil, da so ga okradli. Vsa drva je nekdo odpeljal. Vedel sem kaj bo starejši prijatelj rekel, tako sem ga prehiel z obsojanjem. Stavim, da so spet Slovenci kradli! Pogledal me je jezno in rekel, Cigani, spet Cigani kradejo! Potem kolega nadaljuje z zgodbo; ampak so čisto vse pobrali! Niti enea polena niso pustili, niti trsk, vse so počistili za sabo!
Pravičniško dodam; Vidiš, Slovenci spet kradejo, jebemjimmater!
* Več o projektu Slovenci lahko preberete na TEJ POVEZAVI.