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Do you know this one: Borut Peterlin & a frog?

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Do you know this one?
    When Borut Peterlin comes to a doctor and take off his T-shirt and on his back is a frog! A big frog, you know, that large ugly Bufo Bufo frog? The frog actually grown out from his back. Doctor stared speechless for a minute and then he asked, how did this happen??? Than the frog says; first there was a pimple on my stomach and look what grew out of it!

I went to a doctor when I could not ignore anymore the pimple on my back and she cut it out. Now I have a hole radius of 2.54 cm or 1″! It will become a really nice scar in my collection of scars. Tattoos are for girls, scars are for men. With this scar I could say it was a stabbing wound🙂

PS: If you are going to tell the joke, I advise you to change character depending on your geographic location. If you are in:
Slovenia / The frog & a Roma
USA / The frog and an Afro American
UK / The frog and a Pakistani
Germany / The frog and an Englishman
Russia / The frog and a gay
Poland / The frog and a Russian
Bosnia / The frog and a Serb
Serbia / The frog and a Croatian
Croatia / The frog and a Slovenian
and so on…

Written by Borut Peterlin

15 September, 2013 at 23:42

Posted in personal thoughts

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  1. Okay, that’s sort of gross and fascinating at the same time.

    Anonymous

    15 September, 2013 at 23:52

  2. Wow Borut, you are lucky it is on your back and not on your forehead🙂
    Just be careful of skin cancer (that is not sexy).

    John Fink Jr.

    16 September, 2013 at 16:43

  3. Yes, even Bufo Bufo frogs are sexier than cancer🙂

    Borut Peterlin

    16 September, 2013 at 18:15


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